{"product_id":"funny-correctional-officer-gifts-all-inclusive-resort-whiskey-glass-zero-stars-do-not-recommend-prison-guard-gift-co-whiskey-mug","title":"Funny Correctional Officer Gifts - All Inclusive Resort Whiskey Glass - Zero Stars Do Not Recommend - Prison Guard Gift - CO Whiskey Mug","description":"For the professional providing high-security hospitality at the world’s least desirable \"All-Inclusive Resort.\" This premium whiskey glass features a luxurious, minimalist design that looks like a high-end vacation souvenir at first glance—until you see the handcuffs and the scathing review.\n\nThis design is the ultimate nod to the daily irony of correctional work. It makes one of the most unique correctional officer gifts for those who manage \"guests\" all day and need a stiff drink and a quiet laugh once the shift ends. Whether it’s for a promotion, retirement, or just surviving another double, this glass brings a touch of dry, deadpan humor to any home bar.\n\nMockups are for visual purposes only. Final product colors and size may vary slightly due to printing.\n\nProduct features\n- 10.5 oz (310 ml) capacity — good for neat pours or mixed drinks\n- Clear glass with engraved (etched) decoration for a subtle, permanent design\n- Dishwasher safe for easy everyday use\n- Thick-bottom tumbler style that sits steady on tabletops\n- Versatile use — suited for whiskey, juice, or cocktails\n\nCare instructions\n- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash  by hand with warm water and dish soap\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"10.5oz","offer_id":51500519981354,"sku":"87736607642077453352","price":22.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0947\/6931\/6138\/files\/6233110594177677216_2048_custom.jpg?v=1778637913","url":"https:\/\/ptoplease.com\/products\/funny-correctional-officer-gifts-all-inclusive-resort-whiskey-glass-zero-stars-do-not-recommend-prison-guard-gift-co-whiskey-mug","provider":"PTOplease","version":"1.0","type":"link"}