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Celebrate another year of "making it happen" (or just making it to 5:00 PM) with this understated, HR-approved masterpiece. Featuring Brian in his signature oversized tuxedo, this card is designed for the professional who appreciates dry humor and the stark reality that tomorrow is, indeed, another workday.
Perfect for a work bestie, a long-suffering coworker, or as a bulk stash for employee appreciation milestones, this card captures the specific brand of corporate burnout that only a "finely crafted rectangle" can soothe. Whether it's a 1-year work anniversary or a 10-year milestone, let the Office Duck Gang say what everyone is already thinking.
Product Details:
Front: "To commemorate your years of service, please accept this finely crafted rectangle of celebratory paper." (Featuring Brian)
Inside: "You survived another year. (Don't get too comfortable, we start again tomorrow.)"
Aesthetic: Minimalist, clean, and office-safe.
HR Approved
Bulk Options: Available in 1pc, 10pc, 30pc, and 50pc packs for the whole department.
Mockups are for visual purposes only. Final product colors and size may vary slightly due to printing.
Funny Work Anniversary Card - "Finely Crafted Rectangle of Celebratory Paper"
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