{"product_id":"sarcastic-office-birthday-cards-dry-humor-work-birthday-card-for-coworkers-5-pack-1","title":"Sarcastic Office Birthday Cards Dry Humor Work Birthday Card for Coworkers - 5 Pack","description":"Not every birthday needs balloons, exclamation points, or forced enthusiasm—especially when it’s spent at work.\n\nThis playful set of five sarcastic office birthday cards pokes gentle fun at the working birthday, pairing quick-witted, dry humor with warm, hand-drawn illustrations. Designed for coworkers, teams, and managers, these cards deliver a quiet laugh without crossing any HR lines. They’re perfect for acknowledging the day honestly, with just enough humor to make it through the workday.\n\nEach card is printed on heavyweight 271gsm uncoated white paper, giving it a natural, tactile feel that looks clean and professional on any desk. The standard 4.25\" x 5.5\" size features a subtle 1\/16\" front-overlap cover and comes with a matching white envelope. Choose between horizontal or vertical orientation, and add inside printing if you’d like your message included ahead of time—ideal for office group cards or last-minute gifting.\n\nAssembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, these cards bring a bit of office humor and human connection to someone’s day off… or lack thereof.\n\nProduct features\n\nBright, crisp colors using modern digital printing\n\nHeavyweight 271gsm uncoated white paper for a natural feel\n\nIncludes matching white envelopes (5 envelopes)\n\nStandard 4.25\" x 5.5\" size with 1\/16\" front-overlap cover\n\nAvailable horizontal or vertical; inside printing option\n\nCare instructions\n\nUse a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.\n\nBecause sometimes the most thoughtful birthday message is simply acknowledging reality—with good humor and minimal effort.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"4.25\" x 5.5\" (Vertical) \/ Uncoated","offer_id":51500542460202,"sku":"96957223011453126447","price":26.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0947\/6931\/6138\/files\/12169177120639850248_2048.jpg?v=1778637646","url":"https:\/\/ptoplease.com\/products\/sarcastic-office-birthday-cards-dry-humor-work-birthday-card-for-coworkers-5-pack-1","provider":"PTOplease","version":"1.0","type":"link"}